Angry, Angry Hippo

It's a nice day in Africa. You are sunbathing and you think this is going to be a great day. Until . . . AHHHH! IT'S A HIPPO! Suddenly, you see a website on your phone. You open it and it says: This is how you will survive a hippo attack...

• If you see a hippo and it flashes it's teeth at you run away. Flashing teeth is very bad news.
• If you are in the water and there are hippos move away from their direction.
• If you are on land with a rampaging hippo, get behind a rock, tree, or bush. Nobody can outrun an angry hippo.
• If the hippo finds you, then run in a zig zag line. Hippos cannot run in a zig zag line, so do that until help arrives.